I’m not worried about the Ides of March because I am just so glad that the year of February is over. Last year, our season ended today because there was no more demand for reservations in the pandemic era. This year, we have two more weeks that are absolutely in March. We could have booked another week in March, but it is very important that we begin our prescribed burning before things turn too green.

I am certain that all of you are following the war in Ukraine. With apologies to our valiant men and women in the military and our intelligence sources, I have a better plan for ending the war. Leave all of the young guns at home and draft every male over 65. We don’t spend every waking minute thinking about sex and food. We do not sleep well and are generally cranky. We would enjoy killing somebody.

Then, after we have softened the foe up, we could bring in our big guns. All the women with menopause would then pour over the walls to attack and kill. Men are cranky, but women are the terminators. They want to kill somebody, and better the enemy than us!

As usual, I want to close with a few funny short thoughts from the Internet sent by a good friend, Cuz:

1)          Someone said that Biden and Harris were sent by God. HMNN, I wonder if God ran out of locusts.

2)          At no point in history have the people forcing others into compliance been the good guys.

3)          You don’t need 30 rounds to hunt deer with, but the founding fathers didn’t write the 2nd amendment because the deer were coming.

4)          Have you seen anyone wearing a “Build Back Better” cap yet

I wish each of you and your families a very enjoyable spring! God bless America, and may God bless each of you!